FakePatois

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians .

vezquex:

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream celebrity flavors.

The Dude’s Dude Food

White Russian Ice Cream with Chocolate Malt Bowling Balls

Dexter Morgan’s Miami Slice

Key Lime Pie Ice Cream with a Blood Strawberry Swirl & White & Dark Chocolate Body Parts

Tobias Fünke’s I Just Blue Myself

Blueberry Ice Cream with a Rich Body of Chocolate Swirl & White Chocolate Cut Offs

Ron Swanson’s All of the Bacon & Eggs You Have

Scotch Flavored Ice Cream with All of the Bacon & Eggs We Had

  1. wwwanderlust reblogged this from theshannonkahermanesblog and added:
    I’m like 85% sure they just get all their new flavor ideas from Tumblr. Fingers crossed, the next one will be Neil...
  2. investaawesome reblogged this from vezquex
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  4. thevampette reblogged this from xwatchingusdietonight and added:
    want Dexter’s!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. severelyobscure reblogged this from xwatchingusdietonight
  6. xwatchingusdietonight reblogged this from gizmoallthetime and added:
    Are these real? I must have Tobias’ and Dexters. I love Ron. He was my favorite from Parks and Recreation but ew.
  7. gizmoallthetime reblogged this from jessjessnips
  8. jessjessnips reblogged this from vezquex and added:
    ohh dude food my gosh these are just getting better and better
  9. stalkerpaws reblogged this from vezquex
  10. caitlynbartoszek reblogged this from vezquex and added:
    TOBIAS AND DEXTER ICE CREAM. YESYESYESYES.
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  14. theshannonkahermanesblog reblogged this from vezquex and added:
    LOL! NOT ONLY TOBIAS BUT RON SWANSON!
  15. tothepandorica reblogged this from vezquex and added:
    i really wanted these to be real.
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